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DianasaurHey, dinosaur girlfriend, I like the way you smile. You make me feel so warm inside when your pupils focus true, and I think it's such a turn-on when I'm anticipating if I'll become your meal. But you don't eat me, I think you only like plants and other men.Dianasaur
Dinosaur girlfriend, you're the best Because you never PMS and your laugh is music to my ears because I'm down with Tears of Avarel.
Dianasaurus knows how I like it. You made me into a human burrito and used acidic spit as guacamole. And now I don't care if you're ugly, because the savory avocado topping
by ~ARTDESTROYER
Ode To My LoveEverywhere I turn, you're liable to pop up. You're a delicate little daisy, a denim buttercup. More beautiful than all the constellations in the sky And you're sending shivers down my spine with every wink of your brown eye. It's poop to think you do, hot air I won't believe For your scent like floral decor shops, a dainty tapistry you weave. A bounce with every step, a filling to your genes, I'd be lying if I said you didn't consume my entire being. Victoria's best kept secret, you leave me so perplexed It would be my dying wish to regenerate as spandex. Hot, just like a furnace, aOde To My Love
by ~ARTDESTROYER
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- Current Residence: Syphilis City, Texas
- Interests: Lobotomies, hemorrhoids, counting pubic hairs in public restrooms
- Favourite movie: something inexplicably horrible
- Favourite band or musician: something inexplicably horrible
- Favourite genre of music: Death Opera
- Favourite artist: Scrotal Jackhammer Annihilation
- Favourite poet or writer: Franz Kafka
- Favourite photographer: Milk and cheese
- Favourite style of art: something inexplicably horrible
- Operating System: something inexplicably horrible
- MP3 player of choice: something inexplicably horrible
- Shell of choice: Paper cuts
- Wallpaper of choice: something inexplicably horrible
- Skin of choice: Dried and flaky
- Favourite game: Rectal Avengers 3: Revenge of the Hemorrhoids
- Favourite gaming platform: something inexplicably horrible
- Favourite cartoon character: something inexplicably horrible
- Personal Quote: Blah blah blah, fuck it. - Friedrich Nietzsche
- Tools of the Trade: Toothpicks, razor blades, and dental floss
- Website: http://redrival.com/piecesofshit/
- Email: microscheist@mung.net
- AIM: Microscheist
- Yahoo: microscheist
- ICQ: 23629378
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